con·desque [kon-desk] noun: Exhibiting traits of and/or pertaining to Her Imperious Condescension

24th April 2014

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jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

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24th April 2014

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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24th April 2014

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jogging with my tf2 gf

bytbyte:

me: bby ur so slow
her: that me server connection

Tagged: tf2about me

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24th April 2014

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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

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24th April 2014

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ilovelecter:

shout out to the people who ship their ships quietly and happily and can laugh about it and don’t start shit with anybody about it (◡‿◡✿) 

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24th April 2014

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blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Tagged: hw ref

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24th April 2014

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oelm:

Garnet’s the strongest gem.  Don’t forget it.

Tagged: steven universe

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24th April 2014

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hellionkitty:

Things I Miss In Comics: Peter Parker

Tagged: spidey

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24th April 2014

Question

whystuck asked: First name: Simone Nickname: Condie Age: 17 Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: Ace Nationality: American Relationship status: Single Likes: XMen, Avengers, MLP, Feminism, LPS, Pokemon, TF2 Dislikes: Bronies, Nice Guys, My Brother Random fact: You are the super cutiest person ever

you nerd

24th April 2014

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cutiescootybooty:

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