atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song
after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?”
and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying
me: bby ur so slow
her: that me server connection
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.
shout out to the people who ship their ships quietly and happily and can laugh about it and don’t start shit with anybody about it (◡‿◡✿)
Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.
Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.
Garnet’s the strongest gem. Don’t forget it.
Things I Miss In Comics: Peter Parker
whystuck asked: First name: Simone Nickname: Condie Age: 17 Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: Ace Nationality: American Relationship status: Single Likes: XMen, Avengers, MLP, Feminism, LPS, Pokemon, TF2 Dislikes: Bronies, Nice Guys, My Brother Random fact: You are the super cutiest person ever
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